Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

i hate black people

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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