- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Cancer.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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