- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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