- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What's stupid a light bulb.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

A midget walked under a bar.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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