- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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