What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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knock knock come in !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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