- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Wolfjob.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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