A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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