- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Your mom

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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