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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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