- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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