- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

A women left the kitchen.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

A mormon walks into a bar.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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