- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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