- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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