- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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