- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

A woman wears a dress.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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