How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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ask me if im a door yes

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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