why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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Penis.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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