- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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