- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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