- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

womens rights.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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