What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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