- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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