- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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