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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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