Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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whos district champs not JM

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where is the world?

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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