How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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haha Otarts was here

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Gay republicans

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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I like your hair

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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