WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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