- Anti Joke

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Who is John Galt?

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.