- Anti Joke

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis