- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

... Chan chan

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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