- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

wanna here a good joke? me too.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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