Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Black people are the scum of the earth

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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