- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Robin, get in the batmobile

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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