Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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im gay

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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