- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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