your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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I have read the terms and conditions

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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