- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Knock knock Come in

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

fish fishy caoimhin

Rush Limbaugh

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Ian's mind Elevator music

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

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