Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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-knock knock! -doors open

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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