- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Who is John Galt?

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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