- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

I love alchohol!

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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