- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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