Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

CFL

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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