What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What hurts like hell? HELL

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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