A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Obama walks into a hospital....

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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