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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

A man... walks.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What's a joke? Funny

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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