- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Barack Obama.

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