What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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The Moon Landing.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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