- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

no really what are ur names?

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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