A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Terraria

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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