- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Men

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

kennah campion... being nice

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