Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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My name is Jeff

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whats 7+4? 74

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Women can vote? wtf

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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