Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Ron Paul for President!

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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