- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

anus

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Indians

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??