Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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