Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

My jeans

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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