You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Trump will make America great again.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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