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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

He--Hey guys

Ain't idn't a word.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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