- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

a seal walks into a club.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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