Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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