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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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