- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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