hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

A house comes around the corner.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...