I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Dumb

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What is red? A rock painted red

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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