A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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mexicans fishing

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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I like the color potato.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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