Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

the economy.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Punching a baby

Men's rights

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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