- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

I'm going to Re-write History... History

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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